do you ever read people’s tags and get like damn why can’t I hang out with this majestic funny motherfucker
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
why cant i just plug myself into a charger